| We meet all industry standards |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
[complete silence] |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
We use
cryptography |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
We follow industry standard practices |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
Your privacy
is our priority |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
It's probably impractical |
| You're so negative |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
Our competitors have the same problems |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
We take
security
very
seriously |
You're
paranoid |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
Why do you
hate
America? |