We've
always
done it
this way |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
You don't understand
the context |
[complete silence] |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
We meet all government standards |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
You're being
irresponsible |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
Your privacy
is our priority |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We already
knew
about it |