Nobody's
perfect |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
Your privacy
is our priority |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
Why do you
hate
America? |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
Our competitors have the same problems |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
| Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
We follow industry standard practices |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
[complete silence] |
| It's probably impractical |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
Nothing is
100% secure |
You don't understand
the context |