Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're being
irresponsible
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later This is too dangerous to disclose We think
it is
secure
enough
We employ
top security
experts
What kind of a person looks for flaws? We follow industry standard practices Our competitors have the same problems You must be
being paid
by our
competition
Nothing is
100% secure
You're part
of a
conspiracy
We always act in the best interests of customers security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You're only
helping
the bad guys
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
[complete silence] You're so negative Let's see
you
design
something
better
No one
would ever
think of
that
Our
customers
love
our product
You don't understand
the context
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Why are you trying to harm our industry? You're just
looking
for
attention
Why do you
hate
America?