Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Nothing is
100% secure
You have excessive expectations of robustness We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned You're part
of a
conspiracy
Why are you trying to harm our industry?
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
Only really smart people can carry out this attack Why do you
hate
America?
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
What kind of a person looks for flaws?
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated You're only
helping
the bad guys
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Our
success
speaks
for itself
We read
Schneier's
book
You're
just an
academic
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Our
customers
love
our product
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We meet all government standards
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
La, la, la
we're not
listening
This is too dangerous to disclose It doesn't
need to be
very secure
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that