It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
No
comment |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
Your privacy
is our priority |
[complete silence] |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
| We follow industry standard practices |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
No one has complained before |
| We meet all government standards |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
We already
knew
about it |
We read
Schneier's
book |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
Quick!
Look over there! |
You're being
irresponsible |