| We meet all industry standards |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
We meet all government standards |
We employ
top security
experts |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
Nothing is
100% secure |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
Nobody's
perfect |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
| We have never intentionally weakened our products |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
What kind of a person looks for flaws? |
We follow industry standard practices |
You're being
irresponsible |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
[complete silence] |
Our
customers
love
our product |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |