Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Let's see
you
design
something
better
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned We've
always
done it
this way
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
We have never intentionally weakened our products That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors What kind of a person looks for flaws? We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We take
security
very
seriously
No one
has ever
found any problems
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We already
knew
about it
It's probably impractical Our
success
speaks
for itself
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
Our
customers
love
our product
No one
would ever
think of
that
What do
you have
against
us?
The product
was tested
by security
experts
You're being
irresponsible
You're so negative Nobody
will ever
try to
do this