| No one has complained before |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
You're being
irresponsible |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
| You're so negative |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
Our competitors have the same problems |
Nobody's
perfect |
We've
always
done it
this way |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You don't understand
the context |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
Quick!
Look over there! |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
[complete silence] |
Everybody
does it
this way |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We already
knew
about it |
Nothing is
100% secure |
You've got a conflict of interest |
We take
security
very
seriously |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |