You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
You're so negative |
We employ
top security
experts |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We read
Schneier's
book |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
No one has complained before |
We use
cryptography |
What do
you have
against
us? |
Quick!
Look over there! |
| Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
We already
knew
about it |