You're part
of a
conspiracy |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
Your privacy
is our priority |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
| You're so negative |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
Nobody's
perfect |
We've
always
done it
this way |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We take
security
very
seriously |
We use
cryptography |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
We meet all industry standards |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
It's probably impractical |
You're
just an
academic |
Why do you
hate
America? |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
Everybody
does it
this way |