You don't understand
the context |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
You're so negative |
We use
cryptography |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
| Our competitors have the same problems |
We already
knew
about it |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
Everybody
does it
this way |
We employ
top security
experts |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
Quick!
Look over there! |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
Our
customers
love
our product |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |