Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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It's probably impractical Everybody
does it
this way
We follow industry standard practices We don't
comment
on security
matters
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
We always act in the best interests of customers Why do you
hate
America?
No one
has ever
found any problems
Let's see
you
design
something
better
You're only
helping
the bad guys
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
Quick!
Look over there!
Why are you trying to harm our industry?
[complete silence] We meet all industry standards This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
Our
success
speaks
for itself
It's a
feature
our users
want
We think
it is
secure
enough
No one
would ever
think of
that
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
No
comment
The product
was tested
by security
experts