| You have excessive expectations of robustness |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
Quick!
Look over there! |
We've
always
done it
this way |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
| We always act in the best interests of customers |
You're
just an
academic |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
We think
it is
secure
enough |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
[complete silence] |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
Our competitors have the same problems |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We already
knew
about it |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
You're so negative |
Your privacy
is our priority |