| No one has complained before |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
We already
knew
about it |
We meet all government standards |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
You're so negative |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
We take
security
very
seriously |
Your privacy
is our priority |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
We read
Schneier's
book |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
It's probably impractical |