Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
We already
knew
about it
We follow industry standard practices It would be
too expensive
to fix that
Your privacy
is our priority
Our
success
speaks
for itself
Only really smart people can carry out this attack You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We meet all government standards
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
This is too dangerous to disclose security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We meet all industry standards It's a
feature
our users
want
Nobody's
perfect
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
Nothing is
100% secure
You don't understand
the context
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated You're so negative You must be
being paid
by our
competition
What do
you have
against
us?
You're
paranoid