| Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
Nothing is
100% secure |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
Your privacy
is our priority |
You're
just an
academic |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
We use
cryptography |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
It's probably impractical |
| We follow industry standard practices |
We employ
top security
experts |
Our
success
speaks
for itself |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
Nobody's
perfect |
Our competitors have the same problems |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We've
always
done it
this way |