Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Our competitors have the same problems Our
success
speaks
for itself
We always act in the best interests of customers Why do you
hate
America?
You've got a conflict of interest
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
We think
it is
secure
enough
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
No one has complained before security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We meet all government standards We follow industry standard practices
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
We take
security
very
seriously
No one
would ever
think of
that
You're only
helping
the bad guys
La, la, la
we're not
listening
Everybody
does it
this way
Why are you trying to harm our industry? Only really smart people can carry out this attack No
comment
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned