Our competitors have the same problems |
Our success speaks for itself |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
Why do you hate America? |
You've got a conflict of interest |
We're fully ISO-9001 compliant |
We think it is secure enough |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
Our proprietary encryption algorithms prevent that |
You'll be hearing from our lawyers |
That's just theoretical mumbo-jumbo |
No one has complained before |
security problem excuse BINGO |
We meet all government standards |
We follow industry standard practices |
Nobody will ever try to do this |
We take security very seriously |
No one would ever think of that |
You're only helping the bad guys |
La, la, la we're not listening |
Everybody does it this way |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
No comment |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |