We employ
top security
experts |
What do
you have
against
us? |
Quick!
Look over there! |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
No
comment |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
We have never intentionally weakened our products |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
Nobody's
perfect |
You don't understand
the context |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
Everybody
does it
this way |
You're so negative |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
Why do you
hate
America? |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
It's probably impractical |
We follow industry standard practices |