Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're part
of a
conspiracy
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned
Nobody's
perfect
It's probably impractical Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
You're just
looking
for
attention
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
What do
you have
against
us?
We meet all government standards
What kind of a person looks for flaws? That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated Everybody
does it
this way
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
Our
success
speaks
for itself
[complete silence] We already
knew
about it
Nothing is
100% secure
We use
cryptography