No one
would ever
think of
that |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
Our competitors have the same problems |
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this |
You're only
helping
the bad guys |
| Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
We meet all government standards |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
Your privacy
is our priority |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
What do
you have
against
us? |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
You're
just an
academic |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
It's probably impractical |