Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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Your privacy
is our priority
We always act in the best interests of customers Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We have never intentionally weakened our products It's probably impractical
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
We employ
top security
experts
You've got a conflict of interest Only really smart people can carry out this attack La, la, la
we're not
listening
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated security
problem
excuse
BINGO
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
[complete silence] You must be
being paid
by our
competition
Everybody
does it
this way
You're so negative We use
cryptography
No one
has ever
found any problems
We follow industry standard practices You're only
helping
the bad guys
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later You're being
irresponsible