Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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[complete silence] Your privacy
is our priority
No one
has ever
found any problems
You're
paranoid
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
You have excessive expectations of robustness Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors You're
just an
academic
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
We read
Schneier's
book
We already
knew
about it
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
It's a
feature
our users
want
Our competitors have the same problems
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA
We've
always
done it
this way
No one
would ever
think of
that
Everybody
does it
this way
We follow industry standard practices
We employ
top security
experts
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
Why do you
hate
America?
You've got a conflict of interest Quick!
Look over there!