[complete silence] |
Your privacy is our priority |
No one has ever found any problems |
You're paranoid |
That's just theoretical mumbo-jumbo |
You have excessive expectations of robustness |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
You're just an academic |
We're fully ISO-9001 compliant |
We read Schneier's book |
We already knew about it |
That's only there for backward compatibility |
security problem excuse BINGO |
It's a feature our users want |
Our competitors have the same problems |
You are in violation of the DMCA |
We've always done it this way |
No one would ever think of that |
Everybody does it this way |
We follow industry standard practices |
We employ top security experts |
If you hadn't told anyone, it would still be secure |
Why do you hate America? |
You've got a conflict of interest |
Quick! Look over there! |