You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
No one
would ever
think of
that |
You're so negative |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
| You have excessive expectations of robustness |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
You're
paranoid |
Nothing is
100% secure |
| You've got a conflict of interest |
We already
knew
about it |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
No
comment |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
| We follow industry standard practices |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
[complete silence] |
Your privacy
is our priority |
We take
security
very
seriously |