This is too dangerous to disclose |
We follow industry standard practices |
No one would ever think of that |
Who are you to criticize, anyway? |
You're so negative |
Our proprietary encryption algorithms prevent that |
We employ top security experts |
Our proactive technology solutions prevent that |
We meet all industry standards |
[complete silence] |
No one has ever found any problems |
We have CISSP certified engineers |
security problem excuse BINGO |
We don't comment on security matters |
That's only there for backward compatibility |
Everybody does it this way |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
That's just theoretical mumbo-jumbo |
Nobody will ever try to do this |
You're just an academic |
Why do you hate America? |
We take security very seriously |
You're just looking for attention |
It doesn't need to be very secure |