Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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This is too dangerous to disclose We follow industry standard practices No one
would ever
think of
that
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway?
You're so negative
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
We employ
top security
experts
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that
We meet all industry standards [complete silence]
No one
has ever
found any problems
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We don't
comment
on security
matters
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
Everybody
does it
this way
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
Nobody
will ever
try to
do this
You're
just an
academic
Why do you
hate
America?
We take
security
very
seriously
You're just
looking
for
attention
It doesn't
need to be
very secure