We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
What do
you have
against
us? |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
We use
cryptography |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
Nothing is
100% secure |
We already
knew
about it |
You've got a conflict of interest |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
It's a
feature
our users
want |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
| We meet all government standards |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
Who are you
to criticize,
anyway? |
You don't understand
the context |
No
comment |
| Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
Our
customers
love
our product |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
Your privacy
is our priority |