We already
knew
about it |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
We employ
top security
experts |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
Nothing is
100% secure |
| We follow industry standard practices |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
You're
paranoid |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
We meet all government standards |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
You're
just an
academic |
What do
you have
against
us? |
The product
was tested
by security
experts |
You're part
of a
conspiracy |
It doesn't
need to be
very secure |
Nobody's
perfect |
| We always act in the best interests of customers |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
You're so negative |
We read
Schneier's
book |