Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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You're only
helping
the bad guys
It's probably impractical Any security concerns are unsubstantiated Your privacy
is our priority
This is too dangerous to disclose
Why are you trying to harm our industry? We have
CISSP
certified
engineers
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
Nobody's
perfect
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
Why do you
hate
America?
Our
customers
love
our product
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
No one
has ever
found any problems
No
comment
You're
paranoid
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
You've got a conflict of interest Nothing is
100% secure
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
We always act in the best interests of customers You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors We take
security
very
seriously