Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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This is
probably
fixed in the
next release
We're fully
ISO-9001
compliant
It's a
feature
our users
want
You must be
being paid
by our
competition
You're
just an
academic
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
No
comment
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers
Only really smart people can carry out this attack
The product
was tested
by security
experts
It's secure
enough
for our
customers
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
We meet all government standards No one
has ever
found any problems
It would be
too expensive
to fix that
This is too dangerous to disclose La, la, la
we're not
listening
No one has complained before You're so negative
Our
success
speaks
for itself
Nothing is
100% secure
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility
We take
security
very
seriously
What do
you have
against
us?