Our
success
speaks
for itself |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
What do
you have
against
us? |
La, la, la
we're not
listening |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
We've
always
done it
this way |
| [complete silence] |
It's probably impractical |
Nothing is
100% secure |
You're
just an
academic |
You've got a conflict of interest |
We take
security
very
seriously |
You'll be
hearing
from our
lawyers |
Why do you
hate
America? |
Let's see
you
design
something
better |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |