| We have never intentionally weakened our products |
Any security concerns are unsubstantiated |
You must be
being paid
by our
competition |
No
comment |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
You are in
violation
of the
DMCA |
No one has complained before |
We take
security
very
seriously |
Why are you trying to harm our industry? |
We've
always
done it
this way |
We use
cryptography |
We meet all government standards |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
You're
paranoid |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
That's only
there for
backward
compatibility |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
Everybody
does it
this way |
We always act in the best interests of customers |
We read
Schneier's
book |
| You've got a conflict of interest |
It's secure
enough
for our
customers |
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo |
Quick!
Look over there! |
What do
you have
against
us? |