We have never intentionally weakened our products |
This is too dangerous to disclose |
You're only helping the bad guys |
You must be being paid by our competition |
Our proactive technology solutions prevent that |
We use cryptography |
Your privacy is our priority |
You're paranoid |
What do you have against us? |
Let's see you design something better |
We employ top security experts |
Everybody does it this way |
security problem excuse BINGO |
You're being irresponsible |
We have CISSP certified engineers |
We follow industry standard practices |
We meet all industry standards |
We've always done it this way |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
That's only there for backward compatibility |
If you hadn't told anyone, it would still be secure |
We already knew about it |
Our success speaks for itself |
[complete silence] |
Nothing is 100% secure |