La, la, la
we're not
listening |
We employ
top security
experts |
We don't
comment
on security
matters |
We take
security
very
seriously |
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure |
We have
CISSP
certified
engineers |
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later |
Under no circumstances do we design or enable any back doors |
You're being
irresponsible |
This is
probably
fixed in the
next release |
| We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned |
What do
you have
against
us? |
security
problem
excuse
BINGO |
No one
has ever
found any problems |
We already
knew
about it |
Nothing is
100% secure |
Our proactive
technology
solutions
prevent that |
Only really smart people can carry out this attack |
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that |
Our competitors have the same problems |
You don't understand
the context |
You're just
looking
for
attention |
It would be
too expensive
to fix that |
[complete silence] |
We meet all government standards |